Make the Dressing
Finely mince anchovies and garlic into a paste (or use a small food processor).
Whisk in lemon zest, lemon juice, Dijon, and egg yolk (or mayo).
Slowly drizzle in olive oil while whisking until emulsified and creamy.
Stir in Parmesan, then season with black pepper and salt if needed (anchovies add salt!).
Prep the Kale (this is KEY)
Place chopped kale in a large bowl.
Add a small pinch of salt and massage with clean hands for 1–2 minutes until darker, softer, and silky.
Toss & Finish
Add dressing gradually and toss to coat (you may not need it all).
Finish with lots of freshly grated Parmesan and cracked black pepper.